BUCKLE UP BETCHES AND GENTS, because Mercury is officially “Gatorade” again. Brittany Cartwright/Taylor put it SO eloquently on a recent episode of Vanderpump Rules when she defended her psycho husband Jax and blamed his crazy behavior away by saying that, you know, “maybe Mercury’s Gatorade again.” Bless your heart, Brittany, but I’m pretty sure Jax [...]
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Full Moon in Gemini & December Horoscopes… PS. Mercury Retrograde Is Coming!
I found this somewhere on the internet and actually LOL'd because it's so me. SO me. I'm a Gemini rising with my Mars and Jupiter in Gemini, too... Sometimes I think I can be "detached," but then I realize I'm actually being delusional. If I'm detached, you're pretty much dead to me. If I don't feel [...]
WTF Is Going On With The Stars Right Now??? | November Astrology Roundup
Welcome to Scorpio Season! We had a New Moon in Scorpio on Halloween and shit has hit the fan ever since... Now Donald Trump is our future President. Everything is fucking weird. Scorpio is a fixed water sign, ruled by Pluto - ancient god of the netherworld and dead. In astrology, Pluto rules regenerative forces and [...]
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SCB’s Guide to Mercury Retrograde.
According to THE authority of all things white girl, Taylor Swift is here to say that Mercury is indeed: right now. So, basically we're all fucked, but mostly because Taylor Swift thinks she knows what's going on. First of all... You know Mercury doesn't actually go backward in orbit, right? It's an optical illusion. It only *appears* to [...]