Welcome To My Queendom…
BUCKLE UP BETCHES AND GENTS, because Mercury is officially “Gatorade” again. Brittany Cartwright/Taylor put it SO eloquently on a recent episode of Vanderpump Rules when she defended her psycho husband Jax and blamed his crazy behavior away by saying that, you know, “maybe Mercury’s Gatorade again.” Bless your heart, Brittany, but I’m pretty sure Jax [...]
Oh, hey. Remember me? It’s your favorite Stone Cold Betch from the internet! I’d say it’s been a minute since my last post, buuut the reality is more like a million and a half minutes, give or take… if you can’t crack my cryptic code: what I mean is that it’s literally been 3 years since [...]
It's no secret we ALL have a lot of shit to get done every single day... I'm a busy, boss ass betch getting shit done and so are you. I have limited energy, brainpower, and fucks to give, so making the most out of what I've got has become a big focus for me lately... [...]
Acquiring new crystals is my go-to guilty pleasure these days. I already told you guys in my post on the Daft Punk pop-up shop that we stopped by the House of Intuition on Melrose later that day... So now I'm sharing what I got and their metaphysical properties and benefits! In case you're all like, [...]
Once upon a time... A girl named Nicole dyed her beautiful long hair purple. WARNING: This story is not a fairy tale, and it does not have a happy ending. In her younger (stupider) days, she had been blonde twice and had to go back to dark and cut her hair very short around age 20 [...]
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