Welcome To My Queendom…
BUCKLE UP BETCHES AND GENTS, because Mercury is officially “Gatorade” again. Brittany Cartwright/Taylor put it SO eloquently on a recent episode of Vanderpump Rules when she defended her psycho husband Jax and blamed his crazy behavior away by saying that, you know, “maybe Mercury’s Gatorade again.” Bless your heart, Brittany, but I’m pretty sure Jax [...]
Oh, hey. Remember me? It’s your favorite Stone Cold Betch from the internet! I’d say it’s been a minute since my last post, buuut the reality is more like a million and a half minutes, give or take… if you can’t crack my cryptic code: what I mean is that it’s literally been 3 years since [...]
Confession: I am a chronic overpacker. Over the years, I have learned how to edit down my massive pile of clothing options to a reasonable amount of essentials... and extra "just in case" outfits. I have realized I'm not going to read 18 magazines on a 3 hour flight, nor will I really care if I [...]
Serums first came into my life a few years ago, and have been a gamechanger for my skincare routine ever since. I now have a million - maybe a zillion - different kinds to treat any issue I might be dealing with. I have sensitive combo skin that gets congested easily and is stubborn to clear up... [...]
It's no secret we ALL have a lot of shit to get done every single day... I'm a busy, boss ass betch getting shit done and so are you. I have limited energy, brainpower, and fucks to give, so making the most out of what I've got has become a big focus for me lately... [...]
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