Aloha from Maui.

Finally on vacay!! If you’re new, this is the only kind of Christmas I’ve ever known… My last holiday season at home was when I was 6 or 7 – no, I’m not complaining. But if I had to, I would want to talk about what happened once I arrived in Kahului… I got off the plane, changed into my shorts (pro tip: always pack a pair in your carryon) then retrieved my bag and went to grab an iced americano from Starsucks.

Oh.

So, there was that. On the bright side: my sister brought her dog and how can you say no to this face???

We went to Sarento’s (literally) On The Beach for dinner my first night and yesterday I did nothing but lay out with my bestie KJ, who also spends the holidays here. Can I just say… being a worthless piece of shit feels so good sometimes. I am exercising my brain and reading a bunch of books on my holiday reading list.

Today has been gross which is why I’m working and not on the beach, but it’s supposed to blow out of here by tomorrow. I’m staying with my godfather, who has a house with an amazinggg view (see: above sunset photo). My dad and I went to the Shops this morning and I was unsuccessful in getting any presents out of the trip, but he found this gourmet oil and vinegar store called Fustini’s and… I think the “kid in a candy store” reference is applicable here.

Of course my favorite shop here, The Enchantress Boutique, is now carrying That Madonna Girl Halos. Of course.

Since I wasn’t going to be greased up in sunscreen, I actually put a face on this morning… Feeling the red bitchstick! It’s Mysterious Red from NARS, officially a “crimson red” and my favorite shade. I’m also wearing Deep Throat plus some Laguna bronzer from their Virtual Domination palette (swatches and review here).

What’s everyone on the mainland doing? What’s the hot gossip? I’m not a regular blogger, I’m a cool blogger.

XOXO, Gossip Girl.