Welcome To My Queendom…
Before leaving for Austin for SXSW (which now feels like forever ago), I was procrastinating on work by decorating my planner with this spring/summer's adventures, aka music festivals. I posted this on Twitter and all of my internet betches freaked out about my planner, which I've never given enough credit to for keeping my life (and the [...]
Last Monday, I knew I needed to go to the doctor’s. I felt awful: my head pounded, my throat was sore. I wasn’t entirely sure it wasn’t due to one too many glasses of Chardonnay while prancing around with friends in the 55 degree (!!!) weather the day before, but regardless, I felt like total shit. [...]
When I first dyed my hair purple, I had to go in for two bleaching sessions as it didn't take the first time... Unfortunately it also stripped my hair of literally everything - I was left with mushy straw, so we had to chop off a solid 8-10 inches... I'm sure we all remember my awkward transition period. Byeee, [...]
According to THE authority of all things white girl, Taylor Swift is here to say that Mercury is indeed: right now. So, basically we're all fucked, but mostly because Taylor Swift thinks she knows what's going on. First of all... You know Mercury doesn't actually go backward in orbit, right? It's an optical illusion. It only *appears* to [...]
You guys, filming is SO MUCH FUN. First of all, thanks to everyone who's reached out after watching this - you are everything to me and the reason why I'm here. I'm just getting started and I promise to share all of my stone cold solutions to your white girl problems. But really, if my experience [...]
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