Mirror, Mirror, on the wall… Who’s the wisest white girl of all?
Once upon a time, the Betch was only on Twitter and had trouble writing down all of her ironic thoughts in <140 characters. Eventually she started this blog and lived happily ever after. The end.
Stone Cold Beauty.
- How Do I Keep My Lipstick From Fading And Bleeding?
- Essential Oils You Can Eat (And Mix With Foundation)
- How To Treat Keratosis Pilaris
- What Are The Best Products For Under Eye Circles?
- How To Find Your Perfect Perfume
- Meet The NARS Steven Klein Holiday Collection
- Let’s Talk About Eyebrows
- Christopher Kane For NARS: The Neoneutral Collection
- The Beauty Benefits of Silk Pillowcases
- What’s Your Skincare Routine?
- How To Use Countour Blush
- How To Do A Smoky Eye
- How To Fill In Your Eyebrows
- How To Use Brow Powder
- Let’s Talk About How To Heal Acne
- Confessions of a Beauty Addict
- PRO TIP: Prime And Mattify
- Confessions of My Sephora Shopping Spree
- Is GlamGlow Worth The Money?
- How Can I Make My Lips Look Bigger?
- Sephora Favorites For the Weekend Sale
- My Dermalogica Routine
- Let’s Talk About Acne
- Prevent Skin Cancer: How To Protect Your Skin In The Summer
Beauty Reviews.
- CoverGirl Plumpify Blast Pro Mascara
- Glossier Boy Brow
- Benefit Roller Lash Mascara
- Glossier Phase 1 Set
- Frank Coffee Body Scrub
- NARS Oil-Free Eye Makeup Remover
- Benefit They’re Real Eye Liner
- GlamGlow Supermud Mask
- Dermalogica Dynamic Skin Recovery SPF 50 Moisturizer
- NARS Contour Blush
- SkinCeuticals Blemish & Age Defense
- Murad Acne Spot Fast Fix
- NARS Audacious Lipstick & Velvet Matte Pencil
- Fullips Lip Enhancer
- Summer Sephora Haul
- NARS Virtual Domination Palette
Betch Is A Lifestyle.
- Where Did You Get Your Hamsa Bracelet On Snapchat?
- How To Style A Bar Cart
- A Peek Inside My Bedroom!
- Sneak Peek: My New LA Loft
- Welcome To My Betchelorette Pad.
- Coachella 2015: Functional Festival Fashion
- Meet Rocksbox, Your New Jewelry *Rental* BFF (w/ Free Trial Code!)
- Adventures As A Fashion Blogger
- Guide to Festival Chic
Bitchspiration.
Need some? Check the #bitchspiration page.
- How To Manage Your Time And Maintain Your Sanity
- Reflections Before Resolutions
- Productivity Apps & Life Hacks
- What Kind Of Woman Do You Want To Be?
- The Most Essential iPhone App You Need to Download
- Life Planners From the Organizational Gods
- Do You Need A Digital Detox?
- Can I Read Your Research Paper On Social Media?
- Bitchspiration For Breakfast
How Do I Healthy?
- Take Vitamins Every Day To Keep Your Psycho At Bay
- How To Healthify Your Starbucks Order
- VIDEO POST: How Did You Get Skinny?
- Pro Tips On How To Start Better This Spring
- VIDEO POST: How To Make Spaghetti Squash
- How Do You Stay Motivated To Be Healthy?
- How To Beat A Hangover
- How Do I Healthy?
- Learning To Love My Body
- Easy Ways to Fit Exercise In Your Day
- Diet Tips for Festival Season
- Guide to Getting Skinny for Summer
- Tips to Healthify Your Diet
Reads.
- Weekend Adventures & An Updated Reading List
- Diane Von Furstenberg: The Woman I Wanted to Be
- My Christmas (Reading) List 2014
- My College Thesis on Social Media
- Stephanie Simons: Chictionary
- Essential Betchy Reads
- Stephanie Simons: All Is Fair in Love & Wardrobe
- Betchy Page Turners
Adventures.
- Adventures To Coachella
- SCB IRL: Life Lately
- Where In The World Am I Going For NYE?!
- READ ME: Extremely Overdue Life Update
- SCB IRL: Epic Life Update
- Ask SCB: Where Have I Been?
- Maui 2014 Photo Diary
- Adventures to Crystal Mountain
- Decibel Festival 2014
- Adventures to Vegas with LoLi Lingerie
- Adventures to Toronto
- Lightning in a Bottle 2014
- Coachella 2014
- Airporting Like A Betch
Rants.
- #FuckFastFashion, Let’s Start A Revolution.
- WARNING: Emotional Work Rant.
- What Kind of Woman Do You Want To Be?
- Dear Amanda: Mental Health & Social Media
- Sloane: How DO You Actually Do Life Post-Treatment?
- Aerie Fail: The #AerieReal Instagram of Body Shame
- AT&T Is The Actual Worst
- Trollmau5
Recipes.
- VIDEO POST: How To Make Spaghetti Squash
- Creamy Avocado Sauce with Spaghetti Squash
- Sloane’s Vegan Dark Chocolate & Red Wine Cupcakes
- Sloane’s Guilt Free Brownie Recipe
- Delish Vega One Meal Replacement Shake
- Sloane’s Soba Noodle Salad
- Healthy Recipe Ideas
Videos.
- Why Am I So Scared Of YouTube?
- My Skincare Routine & Favorite Serums and Masks
- #AskSCB: Epic Life Update Q&A
- #AskSCB: How Did You Get Skinny?
- Eyebrow Rants and Passive Aggressive Compliments
- SCB IRL: Purple Hair Vlog
- SCB IRL: Get To Know Me
Astrology.
Music.
- Further Future: A New Kind of Music Festival
- Adventures To Coachella
- Why I’m Skipping Coachella and Where I’m Going Instead
- Can We Talk About Honeymoon?
- Gesaffelstein @ Hard Day Of The Dead 2015
- Nicholas Jaar @ Decibel Festival 2015
- Daniel Avery @ Decibel Festival 2015
- Solomun + Ame @ Pacha, Ibiza
- Tale Of Us – Life and Death @DC10, Ibiza
- Richie Hawtin – ENTER @ Space, Ibiza
- Jeremy Olander Boat Party, Ibiza
- Grill Meat, Eat Beats. #DirtybirdBBQ
- VIDEO POST: Favorite Musical Moments of LiB 2015
- Lightning In A Bottle 2015: A Photo Diary
- #AskSCB: What’s Your Favorite Music Festival?
- Lightning In A Bottle 2015
- John Digweed @ Lightning In A Bottle 2015
- Decibel Festival 2014
- Simian Mobile Disco @ #dB2014 | Pt. 2
- New Tune Tuesday: TACHES – Yours
- Eric Prydz @ Digital Dreams 2014
- The Chainsmokers @ Digital Dreams 2014
- The Glitch Mob @ The Showbox, Seattle
- Freaknight Festival 2013
- Paradiso Festival 2013
- Veld Festival 2013
- Eric Prydz @ Paradiso Festival 2013
- Pretty Lights @ Lucky 2013
Profiles.
Collabs.
- Mode.com Ambassador Series
- Adventures As A Fashion Blogger
- Clinique & Allure Spring Giveaway
- Recap: Clinique’s #StartBetter Beauty Event
- Let’s Talk About Wearing Glasses w/ Wayfair
- Valentine’s Day w/ Bedsider.org
- Talulah: The Dark Princess
- Tropical Summer w/ ISLA
xx
STONECOLDBETCH 
SO-fucking-S.
What books did you read when you started giving a shit about Astrology? Where does one even begin?
XOXO.