music mondaze: my fave tunes this week.

hi! monday is officially over and i can’t really complain because it was a good one for me.

lots of you seemed to like my last music mondaze post, so i’m gonna keep doing it. i spend a fair amount of time searching for new tunes on my soundcloud so i love sharing what i find. hope you enjoy!


Kraak & Smaak: Let’s Go Back (Solomun remix)

sooo obsessed with this remix, i love solomun. this is one of the songs i’ve been listening to on repeat because i cannot hear it enough.

Radiohead: Reckoner (Cubicolor remix)

there are a lot of radiohead remixes out in the world, i recently found this one by cubicolor and dig it.

Melanie Martinez: Carousel (SNBRN remix)

you might already know of SNBRN from his infamous remix of 21 questions (listen here) but he has a coooool sexy house sound. he just posted this today and it’s on point.

Frank Ocean: Lost (Amine Edge & DANCE remix)

i have to credit my friend ray for finding this one… frank ocean’s voice over a dancey g-house beat? yes please.

The Magician: Magic Tape 47

the magician’s magic tapes are monthly mixes he releases, this one came out last week. he recorded his coachella set and listening takes me back to dirty dark (and cool!) yuma, the dance tent where we spun around on the slick floor under the glitter disco shark… this one might be my new fave. bonus: free download!


leave me a comment and tell me what you think, or maybe about your musical preferences so i now what to post in the future. whatever you want. i love talking about music, let’s chat. also: follow my soundcloud for all the latest tunes.

xx

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Chictionary: The Little Book of Fashion Faux-cabulary.

I featured All’s Fair in Love and Wardrobe by Stephanie Simons in my summer reading list (check it here) and her latest book just dropped today… Get your hands on Chictionary: The Little Book of Fashion Faux-cabulary because I snagged an early copy and it does not disappoint.

This is like an urban style dictionary full of new sassy slang with more gorgeous illustrations by Malia Carter. Stephanie’s books are the kind I love to have out for show – fashion humor for the home. They’re hysterical, beautiful to flip through and functional home decor! I have books on display all over the bungalow but I don’t think that should be a surprise.


A few of my fave terms from the Chictionary…

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I’m going to bring my book home to my Dad and convince him on why designer handbags are a good investment… like I’m building my pursefolio, LE DUH.

I love the play on words with buyceps here… Shopping really is cardio, though. And it runs down my bank account faster than I ever could a mile…

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The below has to be my favorite illustration. I laugh/cried reading the definition for bugly because I’m literally that girl – I can’t wear round glasses because I will indeed look like a bug. Bonus points for the similarities to my new hair.

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There’s a clutch “how to pronounce designers” section, which is critical to study if you want to actually sound like you know what you’re talking about. I cringed in agreement reading this fine print on p. 197 and wish there was actual punishment for breaking this rule.

“As a general rule of thumb, only wear what you know how to pronounce, in the event someone asks what you’re wearing.”

I can’t wait to put all my new fauxcab to use, like calling someone out for dresspassing aka wearing the same piece of clothing I am. Or, don’t mind me silently judging you by the eyebrow truth, “a universal truth that all females hold to be self-evident: that you can tell a lot about another woman’s mental state by her eyebrows” from afar. #BrowGamePsycho

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Congrats to Stephanie on another stellar piece of work! It just came out today – grab your copy from Amazon here.

Happy reading, betches.
xx

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today @ sephora: confessions of my shopping spree.

I went to the Apple store today because my iPad wasn’t loading iOS 8 and they confirmed my fear and said it was dead, basically. I don’t even know. A dark cloud of technology angst settled over University Village. I told them to just recycle it and immediately walked my sad little girl self straight into Sephora for some beauty therapy.

Suddenly, my wrist was swatched out and I had four new NARS velvet matte lip pencils plus a new Audacious in hand.

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NARS Audacious Lipstick: Janet (deep magenta)
NARS Velvet Matte: Damned (magenta)
NARS Velvet Matte: Never Say Never (lilac rose)
NARS Velvet Matte: Bettina (natural rose beige sheen)
NARS Velvet Matte: Mysterious Red (crimson red)


Realizing I spent a million dollars on glorified crayons, I decided to go all in and cash some of my Beauty Insider points on this Urban Decay 500 point eye palette. I’m debating if I want to pick up the original Naked palette so I decided to splurge… Who has the original palette and how do you like it? I only have Naked 2.

Inside is a sample of the UD primer potion, the Glide-On Eye Pencil in Zero, and four shadows – Skimp, Bust, Guilt and Oil Slick. Also!!! Completely unrelated: I just got my hands on a fab new book, out next week. It’s called Chic-tionary and I’m already obsessed.

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Sneak peek. I’m going to read it over the weekend so expect a post with thoughts and all my favorite parts next week. Currently reading OVERDRESSED by Elizabeth Cline which is about fast fashion. If you’ve asked me a question from my initial post or are curious about the reality behind this horrific sector of the industry – take a read.


Back to my extremely challenging day – after putting my iPad to rest, I had to go to Verizon to figure out my data plan because I had been going over (what, like it’s hard?) and my mom was about to literally knife me like we only wish we could in emoji. I handled it… then ordered the gold iPhone 6.

It will look supercute with the new mini iPad 3 that I now need, obviously gold to match.

And now I’m exhausted from having to be a real person all day. It’s hard out here for a white girl. All I want is to sit with a bottle of wine on my throne in my living room and contemplate life/how easy it is for me to spend money when I’m emotionally crippled from the death of a device. Retail therapy is effective, but expensive.

Cheers betches, we’ve almost made it through the week!

xx

Music Mondaze: My 5 Favorite Songs of This 5 Minutes.

 It’s Monday again, which unfortunately happens every week so rather than complain I have some new music to get you grooving through your day.

Soul II Soul: Back to Life (Chachi remix)

This song is called Back To Life and it literally gives me some. Appropriate. It’s Monday, you say? Can’t be bothered, too busy dancing.

ZHU: Paradise Awaits (LCAW remix)

Take me to a tropical beach with my imaginary boyfriend who is rubbing me down in coconut oil with SPF and whispering sweet nothings in my ear. I need to be your lover, you need to be my queen – kiss me in my dreams and tell me paradise is what we see… Fuck, I think that was a real dream I had last night after listening one too many times.

Berger and Shaqiri: West Coast (Lana Del Rey cover)

YAASSSS!!! A melancholy, refreshing cover of Lana Del Rey. I love love this one, and you know how picky I am when it comes to THE Queen.

Audion: Dem Howl (Joris Voorn remix)

These days everything slips through my fingers… These days everything I make is a mess, try to think big but I come up with less… I’m a big fan of Joris Voorn’s sound and the vocals on this give me all kinds of feels. Tune tune tune.

Jessie Ware: kind of… Sometimes… Maybe… (J Cole Remix)

J. Cole could get it and I have a huge girl crush on Jessie Ware (you should too, she’s a babe). I wish I could stay in bed with said imaginary boyfriend all day listening to this.

EXTRA CREDIT: Drowning v. Thugz Mansion Mashup

I MEAN. 2Pac and Banks?!??!! I have no words, this is just amazing.

Unrelated: I wish I could emoji in my blog already. Ugh. These are my problems. Follow me on SoundCloud for all the music. Enjoy!

xx

SHOP: My Sephora Faves for the Weekend Sale.

If you aren’t a Beauty Insider at Sephora yet… Sign up here and then return.

Naturally I’m a VIB Rouge – and proud, I feel like it’s the stamp of a true beauty addict – just me? Through the 10th there’s an “exclusive holiday shopping event” with 20% savings “just for VIB Rouge and VIB” aka be sure to sign up at the above link like I said. K, now let’s talk about raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, holiday palettes and moisturizing mittens…

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Christmas time is my favorite time of year, like I’m one of those people. Debating Christmas music just for this post as I write. And maybe I’ll write my Christmas wish list. It’s never too early, right? I mean, the holiday cups at Starsucks are out.

Back to beauty: they said, gift it forward so here’s a present if you’re new. All purchases online are 20% off with codes: GIFTROUGE or GIFTVIB. You can also apparently use SEASONSET for 8 free samples – these may not all work together. Idk. You’re welcome.

If you’re like me you also got a card for 20% off an in-store purchase – take advantage of it. If you want to try a product or take home a full-size sample, go to a retail location and befriend a team member. I love going in because I usually come out with at least one new under the radar gem or a great sample of a new product per recommendation of my BFF working in the store.

The holiday mag is full of Christmas inspo and I DIE. I’ll detail all my opinions and reviews from my faves and what I’ve tried that you can see in there in a coming post. Like I said, this time of year is my favorite, so expect to see me 10000x happier at least five minutes per day during the holidays.

When I was last at Sephora it was the day they put out this season’s holiday palettes, and it literally made my day. PRO TIP: Take advantage of palettes or the holiday sample/gift packs because you can usually get a variety of brands (Sephora Favorites – see below) or a luxe trial of various items in a line for a worth it to buy and try kind of discount. Palettes are also always a fave to give or get, but now I’m getting ahead of my Christmas list.

Must-Have Faves.

Picks from the Mag.

‘Tis the Season for Holiday Sets and Palettes.

Skincare and Sexy Scents.


IMPORTANT UPDATE: It’s currently Saturday night and I’m not sorry for breaking up my online orders to take full advantage of the SEASONSET code – there are three gift sets, ladies! Tonight I gave in to my basic white girl desires, I couldn’t help myself. Who really needs the Alexis Bittar for Sephora powder brush? This girl.

Happy shopping, beauties!
xx